Yee-ha. I gave up taking Sunday afternoon naps because I can never sleep at night then. Gene is reading the Lancaster Farming, Elena is sleeping, and I am picking out a baby name. I would show you the baby book that I’m reading, but xanga’s database is too puny to show it. Anyway, it’s been a relaxing and good day so far, hopefully this evening I can work on a writing assignment that I’ve procrastinated for several months now. A little multiple choice about MY:
1. a. week b. liver condition c. pet dog
2. It was seriously:
a. a fuzzy fluff ball b. stressful c. rainy
3. Because:
a.Elena was sick and vomiting for 3 days straight. b.I forgot to static-guard his fur. c.The Meteorologist was wrong again.
4. But now:
a. The pigs are on the loose. b. my belly resembles a pizza warehouse. c. She is better now so I am happy PTL! d. all of the above.
5. To sum it up:
a. Life is grand b. God never promised an easy life, but He gives grace you know. c. Swiss chocolate has been a real friend.
Here are the answers: a b a d b
Ok that was lame, but making up multiple choice quizzes always takes me back to the good old days. I sit and shake with peels of laughter. Don’t feel bad if you don’t get it, because Gene just got done reading it and thought it was pretty lame. I like lame.
And pairachopstix, I didn’t forget to put the phrase “pizza warehouse” in it.
A little explanation about the pigs on the loose. Gene got some for the fall festival and they are forever getting out of their pens and running around the place. I told him we have a third world country going on here.
Till next time – Andrea
tell gene lame is the new cool. plus, cool people dont have as much fun as lame ones. id way rather be called lame than cool. anywho– im a BIG FAN! another great classic andrea post. i laughed good and it made me want to jaw with ya.
cant wait hear which exotic name you choose…ivanka… stephanopholis… gingerella…all very pretty.
3 points for creative, right?
ps. sorry both *2 new comments* are from me…
good post, Andrea! i sit here giggling… i even got the multiple choices right! if you have any spare, cool (not lame) boys’ names, send them over. -m
you are for real hilarious, not lame, i’m sitting here shaking with fits of laughter
i’m sitting here, stressed, and even i thought it was funny. and you think YOU look like a pizza warehouse!??pray for me. i am being induced friday morning at 6:00 am.
you got me laughing. umm… ya better go get your daughter out of trouble, wherever she is – just kiddin’! -pete
I took the machine to get hinkled. Still laughing. –m
(excuse me, but I had to let you know even though it’s our 3rd comment!! Puhlease)
o my word. so so so funny.. third world country. do you really come up with this stuff on your won…