Now we are ready
Where has June gone? It has disappeared in my pile of to-do lists. I am such a listy person; it’s the only way I can get things done. If it’s not on a list, it must not be important enough to do. So in June I had many, many lists. A monthly list. Weekly lists. Daily lists. It’s so bad that I don’t want anyone to read them, they’re so detailed. One time I read my “next-day” list and it said take the mail to the mailbox. That is really embarrassing, and makes it seem like I have no common sense at all. Here is some stuff on my monthly to do list that I didn’t get done. Now since I got a lot of other stuff done this stuff seems really stupid and why did I think it was important to be done in June? Buy a large safe. Why does that need to be done before the baby comes? Why is this a pressing need? Find a trampoline. Huh? Oh yes, I am always stumbling across unwanted trampolines in my day-to-day life. Finish putting my online photo album together. Really I want to do this yet. Organize my attic. Seriously, my attic? How ambitious was I the beginning of June? Buy baby bottles. Yup, that should be done yet. Fix up Gene’s old childhood barn play-thing for Brandt. Oh, ha ha ha . Then I got an email the other day. Somewhere along the line in this pregnancy I registered at some website and get weekly tips on what you need to do at each stage etc. On the list this week was get a manicure. Yes, get a manicure. And the reason was so that on those cute close-ups of you cradling the baby, your hands will look good. For some reason I couldn’t relate to that, but tonight I totally painted my toenails anyway. I could barely reach them, and kind of haphazardly swiped around with the polish brush (Gene thought Elena did them for me) so yes, I AM officially READY! Also a personal highlight is that after nine months, we have finally/sorta/kinda nailed down a name for the babe. Or as Gene says, if the baby comes we’ll be able to find something that works. So that totally makes me happy. The Waiting Game begins!