I will bake some cookies without pre-measuring all the ingredients into different cups for different hands to dump.
I will go on a date and not worry about a babysitter and not worry about how late we can stay out.
I will take a shower without getting interrupted.
I will have a day that I don’t have to pick up a single Lego or My Little Pony.
I will not have to settle disputes over who gets the green sippy cup.
I will wash the kitchen floor without ringing out two extra rags for helpers who are not helpers at all.
I will get to say piously, “Enjoy them while they’re young, time passes so fast”.
I will not have diapers on my shopping list.
My house will not look like it is perpetually vomiting toys.
I will say “Those were the best days of my life”.